Smoked Gouda, where are you?

Okay, so this is more of a plea than a post about what I am eating today.  I am in search of non-animal rennet smoked gouda.  For the love all of all things it just has to be out there!!!  I found some wonderful companies on the internet, that make gouda at their lovely farm on the east coast, but I don’t want to have to buy a few pounds of cheese and then have it shipped to me in California just to satisfy my whim.  Well, I have thought about it but there has to be another way.  HELP!!